he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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