have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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