I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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