i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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