Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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