I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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