its not stalking. its research.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
