She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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