can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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