my vag is so smooth its legendary
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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