so that wasnt chicken after all
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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