i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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