before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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