Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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