All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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