I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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