what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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