Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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