I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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