i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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