all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I would ride that face into the sunset
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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