I'm drive I can fine osifer
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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