everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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