Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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