Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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