who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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