yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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