Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I skipped work to stalk him.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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