I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Enjoy the penises
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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