You just made me feel so damn special
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Randomize
