hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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