Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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