Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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