I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
