i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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