he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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