Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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