Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I need a burrito and a hug.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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