it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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