It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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