I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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