He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
This is classic penis vs brain.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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