How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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