Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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