why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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