That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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