i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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