If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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