That's when you crack a 10am beer
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
How's work?
Spinning.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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