I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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