So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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