Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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